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trailer park, old school edition.

Trailer park used to be a bunch of trailers all packaged in together. Since I’ve been lazy about getting them up, I’m throwing a bunch into this one. Holla!

Winnie the Pooh

It’s amazing how quickly, and without any expectation on my part, this trailer transported me to childhood again.

There were a few safe places I would hide when I was a kid. Pooh Corner is most definitely one of them.


Season of the Witch

I’m not including this one becauseI have any desire to see it whatsoever. It’s included because every time I see a new Nick Cage trailer, and a new Nick Cage movie haircut, I feel like I’m being punked.

Who works on this project and seriously thinks, “Yes, this is good, let’s keep spending money making this movie.”???


Tron Legacy

The final full trailer to be released for Tron before its release in December. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow!


The Illusionist

I’ve actually never seen The Triplets of Belleville. I’ll have to be sure to see both films soon.


Battle: Los Angeles

Call me crazy, but while I think the text they chose is stupid, I actually really like this trailer. It occurs to me that if it is well made, there is actually a fair amount of potential for a combination of the gritty, realistic military drama with the alien invasion genre.

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As has been the case every year of my life, I did not attend Comic-Con this year. Alas, that doesn’t mean I didn’t enjoy it from afar. Here is some of the things I’m excited about, for now… as always, in no particular order.

1. The first image of Daniel Craig in Jon Favreau’s Cowboys & Aliens


2. A new trailer for Tron Legacy


3. Mark Ruffalo is the new Hulk!

It’s still far away, and we get Captain America and Thor in 2011, but news and rumors have still been trickling out steadily for months for The Avengers. First, in terms of strictly Avengers casting news, it was Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye, but then the rumors started to surface of Whedon directing, and now Ruffalo as the Hulk… Mark fucking Ruffalo! Who doesn’t love that guy? (If you say “me,” I will reach through this computer and bitch-slap you.)


4. More and more people are seeing Scott Pilgrim vs. The World… and more and more people are going ape-shit!


5. Another new trailer for Let Me In

It doesn’t suck. I still have mixed feelings, but, you know, the trailer really doesn’t suck! Plus, the great cast is going a long way in winning me over.


6. Trailer for The Goon

I know, lately everything is zombies and vampires. This isn’t anything new, it’s just more mainstream right now… especially concerning zombies. Sometimes, things are just too awesome to be kept for the fanboys and fangirls… especially concerning zombies.


7. The new poster/first full cast shot for AMC’s The Walking Dead

I’ll be writing about the Robert Kirkman graphic novel at length soon, if you haven’t read it, trust me, it’s awesome.

The cast looks great, and as Frank Darabont guides this baby to (un)life in October, I am as excited for this as I’ve ever been for the premier of any television show.

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